You run a hip cafe/bar and want to toss out the laptop crowd after 5pm. What do you do?

Make them talk to their neighbours

29 votes (17.47%)

Play some EDM

27 votes (16.27%)

Cut the power

26 votes (15.66%)

Start serving Keith's

44 votes (26.51%)

Ask to see their search histories

40 votes (24.10%)